Відео

3:08:30 Start of the dumbest conversation ever.

Wow, Monty imagined a better car than elon ever could

Bosco, you're wrong, Otho is the one bouncing a ball against the wall of his cell, Isqan is the one who would be playing the harmonica and Gaius is banging a cup across the bars.

SPOILER: I don’t think I’ve ever come so close to crying at a D&D moment than the Topaz Dragon thinking freely for itself for the first time. The intensity of that moment and the weight of what the party had accomplished nearly pushed me over the edge.

3:55:40

I can't believe they got horny in cart 69.

How fucking DARE you Panic. Blue dragons are the coolest!

This Pud arc is crazy! I'm with Kai, the whole city's gotta go at this point

Someone mentioned Gaius in Smash, so here are some moves I thought up for fun. I tried incorporating as many features as I could remember off hand, so if anyone has suggestions, I'd love to here them. My ideas for some of his moves: Normal Attacks: Man fights for fun with his fists, so let him be a pugilist. Three hit combo ends on a headbutt. Smash Attacks: Giant swings of the bone axe, Up and side are cleaves while down is more of a crushing slam that can spike. Grab: Fire Rune, pummel is Gaius clenching hand and the chains squeezing. Grabbing into a headlock and punching the face is also acceptable. Taunts: Pull out Agni Odyssey and quickly write something. Using Second Wind, visualized as a quick huff and puff. Kneeling down and using the Code- I mean the Sending Stone Neutral Special: Giant's Might. Hit button to start charging (or maybe full body counter like Incineroar's, where stocks charges on getting hit?) . When fully charged, the next smash attack becomes a Giant Swing, with more damage, range, and knockback. Side Special: Stone Rune. Similar to Mewtwo's Disable, but longer range and shorter duration (maybe shoots out slow projectile rune instead of shorter duration?). About speed of using Snake's side special and canceling immediately in terms of recovery time. Up Special: Mirthful Leap. Just a fast jump that doesn't put Gaius in freefall, no damage. Using while grounded gives more of a forward arc to help with combos while using in air will go straighter up to help recover. Quick recovery and low landing lag. Down Special: Digging Claw (i forgot what they're called). While grounded, dig a hole in the stage that, when an opponent walks over it, they trip, as if it were a banana. Only one hole at a time, lasts for two trips (can be attacked like Isabella's down special?). If Gaius holds the button while a hole already exists, he will go into the platform and quickly dig to pop out of the hole. When used in the air, Gaius dives straight down and digs a hole (or tunnels to an existing hole). Spikes enemies on start up, think Toon Link's down air, but you can get some horizontal movement but holding left/right. ============ Final Smash: Roll for Initiative. On trigger, Gaius looks behind him as Milo flies in front of him and uses Radiance of the Dawn, doing 20% to foes around Gaius. The closest enemy hit also gets brought into the Final Smash Dimension tm. It starts with a brief shot of The Reclaimers (Milo above Gaius, whose in the middle. Isqan on the left, Ky and Otho on the right, but Otho is kind of behind Ky.) as the sound of 6 dice rolls ring out before they all rush in. I imagine initiative order is: Milo>Isqan>Wark>Ky>Otho>Gaius>Opponent. Milo's action was Radiance of the Dawn to start, but he will Spiritual Weapon and Warding Flare to blind and bonk the enemy before flying back to make room. Running to the left, Isqan uses Archer Starry Form and his free Guiding Bolt as a quick one-two blast. Wark comes out from Ky's cloak and flies in front of him to Help action Ky. Ky then moves in and attacks with a Shadow Blade, his poncho covering the screen after the slash comes down. This is because after he backs away... Law and Order come flying in from behind Ky's poncho, nailing the opponent to the floor. As Otho adjusts his glasses, he will call out, "Mr Agni!" giving him Master of Tactics. Gaius, now in his Large Giant form, runs up while readying his axe. The roll of a die is heard as a green 20 flashes in Gaius's eyes before he delivers a gigantic upwards SWING to the opponent, ending the final smash. The opponent hit by all of that is then send in a 45 degree arc away. (Maybe those hit by initial Radiance of the Dawn also get hit by the giant swing?) ============ For the sake of this final smash not taking like a minute, some of the things that happen in the turns happen simultaneously or before someone else's turn, like the spiritual weapon bonk and the ranged attacks. This is still probably too much for a Final Smash anyways, but it'd be cool. --------- More boring but realistic Final Smash idea: Action Surge Gaius uses Giant's Might to grow large, anyone caught by the growth gets brought in front of Gaius and starts freefalling as Gaius goes for an uppercut into a downwards slam, stunning opponents who got caught as he uses Action Surge, now pulling out the great axe to swing diagonally downwards and finishes with the same giant upwards swing as the other Final Smash idea. No need for the Final Smash Dimension tm for this one though. --------- Again, if you have more suggestions, maybe for exact moves that I didn't get into, or better ideas than I do, I'd love to hear them! Sorry if you don't know Smash Bros., as a lot of this probably didn't make sense, but hey, thanks for fucking reading this anyways! I really appreciate it.

I want Mimsy and Julia to be friends

Damn Power Stone brings me back 😂❤😊

Was I the only one who thought Take's sister was going to be a tortle

2:05:45 Funny enough, I've talked with some Middle Eastern co-workers who's mentioned that having a repetitive name like that is somewhat common

Have Lani comeback and play Digsby again for a one shot!

Ambermane? Did Adric move away from Alivast?

You know what’s funny, they could have done the Dino drop from 500 feet with zen and panic if zen cast polymorph on panic

Monty is digging the hole so deep, she is close to reemerge and Citric King's palace

Someone please clip the whole opening segment. It was golden.

Pud is worse than Trachadia apparently

Choo- choo

I like how the PCs get taller every session.

The whole Alaska cold open was the laugh I needed today. Thank you Monty

Slight spoiler. All said and done. I think it suited the characters that Gaius regained consciousness before Isqan, seeing as he is more of a rough and tumble fighter and Isqan is the studious caster. Sorry that Mark had to miss out on the role play for something out of his control though.

1:40:23 Bold words for someone six planes away.

Shoutout to anyone who has played Echo and kept flashing back to there whenever the menacing music played.

As a proud Alaskan, I no longer have respect for Monty

A little fun fact about interrogations: when someone tries to formulate a lie, the first thing they think of is the truth so they don’t subconsciously say it by accident. Then they try to come up with something else. In normal interrogations this process creates tells that an interrogator can use to know if someone is lying to them (no, I will not go into detail about what said tells are). If you can read minds however…

It socks I work for a holiday today 😢

1:20 Esuse me? canada should be states number 51-60

Me and my party have been captured too often by hostile forces in the campaign I'm playing... How to effectively destroy a city or large structure with fire in D&D, locate the wells, they'll draw water from them to extinguish fires. If you have an alchemy jug stealthily use it to pour a bunch of clear oil in the wells. Then have someone cast fireball or another fire spell that can ignite a large blaze, while you have another starting smaller fires that won't immediately get noticed. The attempts to put out the flames will make them burn brighter and hotter, so by the time water is actually being used the flames will have progressed too much. While the buildings are burning hit them with thunder spells like thunderwave and shatter to launch the burning debris far and wide.

Ok I got an idea, we use the flying carpet to get above the council building, we hire a sorcerer to twin cast polymorph, we turn Ky and Milo into Brontosaurus and drop them on top of them and cause havok. Tell me if this is a good idea or not

Mark: But all the best people get probed. Monty: Happy Pride month everybody. Took me out😂😂😂

Huh, no guest player… YET!!!

Damn, that last few lines from Milo, the chills of a man on a mission

Step one. Buy Alaska back Step two. Create a Steve Irwin Cult

The Last Mimzy

Im from Romania and even know what Anchorage is lol! Shame on you Monty😂 Love youu❤

"Let's get out of here, Pud frickinng sucks!" Me: I'm having a great time, haven't been this enthralled since Delvaria

Portent Dice must be used BEFORE the roll is cast. While Monty is the DM, using the Portent Die AFTER Connors roll, is technically against RAW.

Coming off a binge of mad mage to this, gotta love it

The beginning had me laughing so hard I nearly puked. I was cooking at work. Ugh. Man thats so funny😂

>The Kortag mention I miss Orktober. Why did GW have to be a buzzkill

4 hours late but let's fucking go!

Wark!

Wow, that was a wild, cold open!

alright time to anex canada just like in fallout

Mimsy is so precious! Protect her at all costs!!!

*holding Isqan's maps over a flame* Isqan: Stop! I'll tell you what you want to know!

Sosorin...write that down, write that down!

Mac is the best NPC in Prince Division, you can't change my mind! Edit: Mac would 100% be a JoJo's Fan!